Haywire's Xanga

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 02:18:06 GMT

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 01:37:13 GMT

Woo! Today was a load of fun!! Fire works were awesome.
Hope everyone else had an awesome 4th

Steen out ||

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 16:15:21 GMT

SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER
So. It’s been a week kids. I haven’t accomplished much and incase yah didn’t notice I haven’t updated any either. But now I am! So don’t you worry your little heads. I don’t understand where you guys got sex out of my to-do list [or katy I should say]. But whatever. I made this explanation of what I think immaturity is, so here it goes.

Immaturity is:
ε Being irresponsible
ε Not admitting you did something wrong
ε Not letting things go
ε Dwelling in the past
ε Caring only about yourself
ε Hurting others for amusement
ε Holding grudges
ε Defending yourself for doing something stupid
ε Overacting
ε Blaming others for your own actions
ε ...

Yes. Well there’s more. But I can’t think of them right now. If you have anything to add to the list of what you think immaturity is just say so!
That’s all I’ve got to say for now. I’ve gotta go read The Count of Monte Cristo. I hope to be finished with it before I start going bald.

Yours always
the sex god

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 21:42:02 GMT

So summer is officially in session. 9th grade is behind us as we look toward our furture as sophmores to seniors and beyond...

Summer Goals Include:
Get through the Count of Monte Cristo
Take a vacation
Earn money
Get in shape
Learn Guitar
Shed my Immaturity
Explore my Spiritual Sanctity...

Yes it's tough but I'm going to accomplish it.
Hopw everyone else has an excellent Summer '05

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Sun, 19 Jun 2005 19:18:43 GMT

Hey biznizzles. click on the picture to play with my hampster cretin.
I don't think I'll be updating untill school lets out. Why? I have my reasons.
Laterz

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Sat, 18 Jun 2005 16:26:56 GMT

80% addicted to Xanga: Quick! Get your hands off
that thing and go do something else before you
get sucked into it! NOW!
Are you addicted to Xanga?

One more freakin' week!! Then it's over and summer is on. yes indeedy. Gotta job so I'm gonna be working a lot. Yesterday we had a great idea that rachel could teach me and dana to play guitar! that would be awesome. I've always wanted to learn, just never put in the effort.
Next week are the finals. It's not that big of a deal. All the teachers gave use review packets, so as long as they don't try and mess with our heads I think I and everyone else will do just fine. Most important! DO NOT FREAK OUT about them. I remember some of you guys went insane during SOLs.
Welpz better go study. I got English and Biology bright and early on Monday.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 20:05:57 GMT

Lol omg
Today was a stupid waste of a day. Here’s how it all went down.
Gym: did NOTHING. We walked the track.
History: did NOTHING. We watched other people perform their puppet shows. As for us, we gotta go ours on Friday cuz Ellen is still sick. HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER ELLEN.
Design-n-Tech: I built a boat out of Styrofoam. Nothing more. M1K1 L0V35 D351GN 73CH yahhh.
Spanish: We played Loteria (Spanish bingo), and I won 18 pesos! Woo. (that’s good) lol. I love you Angela even though you hate me!!
Yeah that was it.
That is about it. Now I’ve got to go write a script, make puppets, study for English quiz, finish history final study guide, make a final copy of my sonnet, fix up my English binder, study for biology final on MONDAY// speaking of finals, they’re next week! I don’t think they’ll be that bad. And after that, no more school! Woo! But I got to go to work the Monday after school lets out so, haha, the business never ends! Oh well.

_____________________out …

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 22:54:27 GMT

Watta Dai
Yup. That’s what I said. Today was alright actually, I didn’t have to take 4 quizzes in Mrs. Patey’s like I thought I would! Seriously, I was doing back flips in the back of my mind. Then in Biology we had a sub with was another plus. The class was boring for the most part but a day without wheeler is like a night where the little people don’t talk to me as I fall into a slumber.
It says in the song on my xanga we display our fears, hopes and dreams on our web log. Hmm I never thought about writing that stuff but I suppose it would be to your benefit?
Whatever. Just read it, jerkface.
My Fears: accidentally swallowing a bomb getting on a metro and blowing up millions of innocent people. God would they label me terrorist? Yikes.
My Hopes: I hope to be a super hero one day. I don’t know what my power would be but it better be super or I’m suing! I don’t know who. But I will, mark my word.
My Dreams: Last night I dreamt that I was an onion being eaten by an onion loving cat smoking crack in the back of a Wal-Mart. Yes you heard me. Why is it so hard for you to understand this? Pfft.

My fortune cookies said: You will always possess a charm and sense of humor that attracts others [IN BED!]
(I added that last part for kicks)

New heroes on the block: Devious DL and SUPER MISHE

Yeah Biznatch.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 02:28:17 GMT

DuhTruthHrtz: maybe god is a person and we're just his story
DuhTruthHrtz: his long drawn out book about a world in caos, and we all know some day he might just close it

The day after I had said this to my friend on AIM, they found this...

Is the Irony or what?

Friday, June 10, 2005

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 20:08:29 GMT

A PERFECT SONNET
By: Bright Eyes

Lately I've been wishing I had one desire
Something that would make me never want another
Something that would make it so that nothing mattered
All would be clear then
But I guess I'll have to settle for a few brief moments
And watch it all dissolve into a single second
And try to write it down into a perfect sonnet
or one foolish line
'Cause that's all that you'll get so you'll have to accept
You are here then you're gone
But I believe that lovers should be tied together and
Thrown into the ocean in the worst of weather
and left there to drown
Left there to drown in their innocence
But as for me I'm coming to the final chapter
I read all of the pages and there is still no answer
Only all that was before I know must soon come after
That is the only way it can be
So I stand in the sun
And I breathe with my lungs
Trying to spare me the weight of the truth
Saying everything you've ever seen was just a mirror
And you've spent your whole life sweating in an endless fever
And now you are laying in a bathtub full of freezing water
Wishing you were a ghost
But once you knew a girl and you named her Lover
And danced with her in kitchens through the greenest summer
But autumn came, She disappeared
You can't remember where she said she was going to
But you know that she's gone 'cause she left you a song
That you don't want to sing
We're singing I believe that lovers should be chained together
And thrown into a fire with their songs and letters
And left there to burn
Left there to burn in their arrogance
But as for me I'm coming to my final failure
I've killed myself with changes trying to make things better
But I ended up becoming something other than what I had planned to be
Now I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers
And layed entwined together on a bed of clover
And left there to sleep
Left there to dream of their happiness